Thieving Morons in Omaha

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by KrazyKat, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    I thought the standing-outside-the-club picture was the only candid of Blogger Bob that existed.
     
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  2. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    Wow.

    I guess the screener thought she was going to get lucky that day and get a new pair of diamond earrings.
     
  3. RosemaryT

    RosemaryT Original Member

  4. RadioGirl

    RadioGirl Original Member

    As the incident was described, it was pretty obvious that that was the goal. The screener pulled the jewelry box, opened the lid, poked around in it and then said the diamond earrings were the dangerous items. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Cook an omelet?
     
  6. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    As if smurf-clerks needed any MORE cholesterol...
     
  7. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    I'm to travel with a pair of mall jewelry (less than c.z.) from here on out, and display then in such a way a screen would drool and giggle.
     
  8. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

  9. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Errr....over what heat source?
     
  10. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    The "torch" lighter they sneaked past the TSA.
     
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  11. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    People who have tasted my cooking can answer that question for you. :)
     
  12. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Would it surprise you if it was revealed that our frontline national security was based on a cartoon?

    It would explain a lot to me.

     
  13. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    KrazyKat says it would explain the brick.:D
     
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  14. RadioGirl

    RadioGirl Original Member

    I once dismantled a Dash-8 with a brick. ;) Okay, it is a smallish airplane, and I do have engineering super-skills, and it did take me two weeks, but still. (And it was a brick, but I took it for granite.)

    (For the sarcasm-impaired: just kidding. :D)
     
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  15. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    When the DHS media monitors read that, you'll be forever fingered as an accomplished terrorist and soon joining 4 Kiwis on a Con Air charter to LAX.
     
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  16. Leave no trace

    Leave no trace Original Member

    I would have been more impressed if you had eaten it :)

    If this guy was still alive I bet he would be on a no fly list - he has a Cessna listed amongst among his meals.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
     
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  17. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    She's told us several times she has metallic body parts, but she's never told us how they got there. :D
     
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  18. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Dear god. No wonder he lived to be only 57.
     
  19. RadioGirl

    RadioGirl Original Member

    Wow - adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "airplane food." :eek:

    Mike, I have a long and gory story - with x-rays to illustrate - about my hip replacement; if you ever come to Australia I'm happy to share. :td:
     
  20. jtodd

    jtodd Original Member

    You can't post this and not even provide a single picture. :)
     

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