TSA Appreciation Day

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by RB, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. RB

    RB Founding Member

  2. Monica47

    Monica47 Original Member

    Apparently some of the commenters regarding this article did not bother to look at the faces of those being groped.
     
  3. There's a picture midway where the gropenfrau has just her fingers in the gloves. How creepy and unsanitary is that?
     
  4. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    On the 11th one, the gropenfrau has NO gloves on!!!:td:
     
  5. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Appreciation? I see a lot of human organs going to waste here that would be better used on real Americans.
     
  6. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Here is another little gem.

     
  7. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Especially when you consider that stem cells can be obtained from adult body fat. The average TSA gröpensmurf could probably supply any reasonably-sized laboratory with enough stem cells for at least a year or more of research.
     
  8. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Smurf stem cells? What the (expletive deleted) kind of monster would that grow in to?
     
  9. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    That's the beauty of it. Stem cells start out undifferentiated. For most TSA employees, having a life-saving treatment developed from their cells would be the only positive thing they're capable of doing.
     
  10. RB

    RB Founding Member

    So we could perhaps grow a smurf with an intact brain?
     
  11. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    I don't know. You'd probably have to stimulate the cells properly and then surgically implant the brain. I don't know if it's environmental or not, but as yet we have no evidence that any TSA employee is capable of simultaneously possessing a brain, a heart, and functioning ethical/moral complex.
     

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