Sitting on the plane now. Suit threatened to call the cops on me when I repeatedly asked several clerks if resistance meant he was going to touch my penis. I took names and the suit's business card, which I will post when I get back so you can express your opinions directly to him. The final straw was when he said he was just doing his job at his airport. I looked him right in the eye, pointed at him and said, "This airport belongs to the people of the United States of America and don't you EVER forget that."