TSA Confiscates Cupcake, Calls Frosting a "Gel"

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  1. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member


    Unfortunately for them, that redaction didn't do much good.

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  2. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member


    Someone in LAS is going to be turning over their SIDA badge. :eek::D
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  3. saulblum

    saulblum Original Member

    Completely inappropriate remark, as Logan Airport security (nor Portland, Dulles and Newark) did nothing out-of-protocol that morning.

    It really brings home how TSOs truly know just one phrase: "9/11".

    A great retort would have been, "Right, and you'd still be working at the pizza place".
  4. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    So what we can conclude from this is that among TSA management at LAS is a retard name Epps.

    These little moments of stupidity only help to maintain their bad image in the press. Keep it up, 'tards.
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  5. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    At least someone got to take a picture of it, unlike the incident with the jam!

    http://www.travelunderground.org/index.php?search/26809/&q=denver jam&o=date

    TSA has now succeeded in making an (expletive deleted) of itself on two well-publicized occasions in the last couple of days. Good job, TSA! Keep it up.
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  6. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Calling people that that retards is an insult to real ARC clients. In fact, I believe ARC clients would do a better job at airport security checkpoints than what is currently wearing fake cop shirts and tin costume jewelry.
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  7. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    You are quite correct there. Most mentally challenged people seem to want to go out of their way to please others. They are rarely confrontational.
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  8. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    Two things, #1-if they allowed a photo of the jam, then later it would be harder to claim "What jam? It didn't happen/exist." #2-Most mentally challenged people are not afraid of cupcake frosting.
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  9. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    -Soothing, well enunciated documentary voice-
    "Here we have a classic example of how quickly information can be 'out-of-date' -by the end of the article."
  10. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

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  12. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Where's Bart when you need him?
  13. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    >"Or did the inspector conduct a taste test to make certain it wasn't contraband or a bomb?"

    :confused: Because that's always got to be the right answer.
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  14. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

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  15. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    The article was way too wordy. It could be abridged to one sentence that appears halfway down: "These TSA goons are complete morons."
  16. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    "These TSA goons are hungry complete morons."
  17. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Oh, I know; alas, that's a hallmark of Natural News -- way overwritten, in desperate need of an editor. Luckily, the story was covered elsewhere when it happened. I think I put it in the Master List but can't remember right now.
  18. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    And another good author down in the comments comes up with a new name for a TSA clerk: Pedosmurf.
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  19. Sunny Goth

    Sunny Goth Original Member Coach

    I think I need some brain bleach for the image I just conjured up. :p
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  20. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Wrong thread..........

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