TSA Confiscates Cupcake, Calls Frosting a "Gel"

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by CelticWhisper, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. RB

    RB Founding Member

    I agree on the all have to go point. I was just saying that the head, if you can call it that, and then some select deserving individuals need to be selected for early dismissal.
  2. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Sooner - reply back and call him on it, and show his replies to previous concerns with the same boilerplate response. Bullies hate it when they get called on the carpet.

    TSA Delenda Est.
  3. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Already done. :D
  4. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Throw 'em out on their asses and see if they bounce.
  5. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    If they bounce, it's because you didn't throw them hard enough.
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  6. RB

    RB Founding Member

    If this person has a likely opponent send the questions and comments to the opponent with a note to your rep of what you are doing.
  7. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Or take the stack of boilerplate responses to the next "Town Hall" meeting held by that "representative" and demand an answer in front of the crowd.
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  8. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    And be met with "Good question. Next Question please!"
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  9. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Do both.
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  10. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    As far as I know, no one has yet stepped forward to challenge this clown.
  11. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    That's what 16-inch Naval guns are for...
  12. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    I'm pretty sure that attempting to fire a human (or, in the case of TSA employees, subhuman) body from a 16-inch Naval gun will result in the aerosolization of that body.

    Aerosols definitely don't bounce.
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  13. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Gives new meaning to the term pink mist. LOL would also ring the dinner bell for all the fishes.

    That or your just going to have a little carbon residue on the barrel as wouldn't be anything left but some carbon when the charge ignites as that stuff burns hot & fast.
  14. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Put them in ahead of the shell, should give them a nice ride.

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