KPSP 2: UPDATE: TSA Confirms "Suspicious Item" in Palm Springs International Airport Evacuation Major correction here: the x-ray does not detect anything. The x-ray was misread by one of TSA's pizza-box specials. Obviously if you can't understand him, you need to destroy his stuff. FIND A TRANSLATOR, YOU DAMNED MORONS. And the latest gems of wisdom from Nico Melendez, TSA's resident blithering idiot: Every time you open your trap, Nico, I want to even more than the last time you opened it. Several flights were also delayed, and the terminal was evacuated to celebrate the occasion. Get these retards out of our airports, please!