TSA Industry Webinar -- New Technologies & R&D

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by FliesWay2Much, May 31, 2013.

  1. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    Our favorite organization is holding an industry webinar to talk about all of the new things they plan to do to us at airports.


    It's hosted by Nappy's version of DARPA. From the announcement, here's what the TSA has in store for us in the future:

    If anyone has any industry-type cred that would allow them to sign up for the webinar, it would be good for us to have one or two infiltrators on the webinar. I don't have any private sector cred, or I'd do it.
  2. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    "Non-Contact Personnel Screening Solutions"

    What does the above mean? Does "personnel" mean TSA personnel won't get screened via pat downs? They don't now. Or could it be that the TSA is beginning to recognize that passengers hate being touched by smurfs?
  3. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Just sign up and put in some BS info for your new business.
  4. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    ...or could it mean that smurfs don't really like touching those ickey unwashed airline passengers (aka suspected teowowists:eek: )?
  5. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Hey I used to come straight off work and straight to the airport, get a shower at the admirals club then head home or next assignment ... I smelled like a "rose" and they wanted me out ASAP or half assed a "pat down" to get me through... Call it Karma. Alas I don't fly anymore so nothing to worry about.
  6. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Maybe that's the ticket, BO for Freedom from Gropes/
  7. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Yup ... Nothing like a good combo of Jet-A, Diesel, pasture "mud" and sweat and salt.
  8. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    There's something to be said for a couple of pickled eggs and a pint of porter about 45 minutes before the checkpoint, too.

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