TSA offering free massage & health screening services?

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    With a bit of help from their pals at Delta ...

    WKMG: Delta, TSA host free health and safety fair in Melbourne: Groups offer free massage, health screenings


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  2. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Whoa. This is unreal.
     
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  3. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    The prostate massage however will only be available at the checkpoint.
     
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  4. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    ...as well as the breast cancer screening...
     
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  5. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    I noticed they didn't include weight loss and obesity prevention training.
     
  6. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Tune in next week when Delta Air Lines & the Bureau of Prisons' team of retired TSA experts sponsor a series of bra-fitting seminars at department stores across the county ...


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  7. I will always be baffled by the TSA's lack of irony. They renamed their operation center "The Freedom Center" even after people have called the patdowns "freedom gropes". They donned pink gloves for breast cancer awareness month which they used to grope breast cancer survivors. And now, they sponsor an actual body check fair with massages and spinal checks, which is what they pretend to be doing at the checkpoint. I hope people don't get confused about where the fair is being held, and who is supposed to be massaging them.
     
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