TSA Refuses To Explain Why You Have To Take Your Laptop Out Of Your Bag But Not Your iPad

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Lisa Simeone, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. Ciarin

    Ciarin Member

    They'd probably tell you to step aside.
     
  2. barbell

    barbell Coach Coach

    Well, unless they pick me up and physically move me - assault - I'll just patiently explain I'm waiting for my ball handler. After all, I'm following the rules to the best of my ability. I can't help it TSA has gummed up their own works. At the airports I've been to there's nowhere to "step aside" with the brilliant new set up. What? Am I just supposed to take my sock footed self, where? in front of the entrance to the screening machine? in front of the entrance to the line? there's nowhere else to stand now, and juggle bins and my luggage while my pants fall to my ankles? Ain't gonna happen.
     
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  3. Ciarin

    Ciarin Member

    Looks like you got it covered then.
     
  4. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    That hasnt been my experince at those two airports and about 60 other international airports since 2001.
     
  5. Ciarin

    Ciarin Member

    I went in 2007, heathrow then frankfurt, and back again.
     
  6. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    I've tried tying up the lines in protest but they're so slow these days that no one notices.
     
  7. FaustsAccountant

    FaustsAccountant Original Member

    So I'm intensely curious what would happen if after the TSA person finished enhance patdowning me, I proceeded to insist I give them the exact physical enhance patdown? Make them turn out their pockets, run my hands all over their body and all that.
     
  8. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    You'd end up as an arrestee in the FBI rape stats.
     
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  9. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    As should they.
     
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  10. Ciarin

    Ciarin Member

    you'd be corrected on your procedure and put through remedial training.
     
  11. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Apologies to the entire cast of "300," but...

    "THIS! IS! TSA!"
     

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