TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas

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    A Merry Christmas to our readers, writers, and lovers of civil liberties everywhere! Thanks to you, TSA News is growing and gaining new readers daily. Thanks to you, more people are learning about the behavior of this criminal agency and how they can fight it. Thanks to you, we’re in a long line of crusaders in this country for social justice. So here’s hoping you have a happy day during this festive season, a season of light.​
    And here’s hoping John Pistole, the Grinch, sees the light. And if he doesn’t, that his family makes life miserable for him around the dinner table, since surely some of them or their friends have also been victimized by him and his policies.​
    In honor of those policies, we bring you TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas, by Mike Adams. Adams is an editor at Natural News, and a fellow fighter for civil liberties:​
    Twas the night before Christmas​
    And all through the house​
    Not a creature was stirring​
    Not even a mouse​
    When along came a thud​
    And a sick-sounding “ooof!”​
    Like some huge man-shaped blob​
    Just got dropped on the roof​
    He scrambled and cursed​
    As he fumbled his way​
    To the chimney, I know​
    ‘Cuz I heard a voice say​
    “This better be good​
    One more house and I’m done!”​
    Then he scaled down the chimney​
    with a pepper spray gun​
    I fled as the monster​
    Squeezed out of the chute​
    It was TSA Santa​
    Come to steal all our loot​
    With a sack in one hand​
    (Like he does with young boys)​
    He stole all our iPads​
    and cameras and toys​
    He stripped us of everything​
    and slithered away​
    to prep all the items​
    for sale on eBay​
    TSA Santa​
    Loves holiday cheer​
    He can steal much more stuff​
    At this time of the year​
    He crushes your testicles​
    And little boys’ dreams​
    Making good on Big Government’s​
    Tyranny schemes​
    If TSA Santa​
    tries to steal all your loot​
    Aim your twelve gauge with care​
    and don’t blink when you shoot​
    For the world would be better​
    without tyranny and fear​
    We could all enjoy Christmas​
    and a Happy New Year.​
    (Graphic: Mike Adams, NaturalNews.com)

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