Arrested TSA Employee TSA Screener Lateisha El throws hot coffee at American Airlines pilot

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. Elizabeth Conley

    Elizabeth Conley Original Member

    If a "mundane" had hurled steaming coffee at a TSA thug, you can rest assured that she or he would have been frisked by an LEO, taken into custody, handcuffed, perp walked out of the airport, stuffed into the back seat of a squad car for a ride to the jailhouse, and booked along with the requisite fingerprinting and strip/cavity search that Lateisha Elso undoubtedly deserved.
     
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  2. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    Where did you find her name as "Lateisha Elso" instead of "Lateisha El"? I can't find it.
     
  3. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    Since she didn't get booked there will be no "mug" shot, but perhaps we can find a "public domain" photo of the perp.
     
  4. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    Nwe twist from the Office of Chief Spokeshole:

    "Hey, Lisa: ..... you and the horse you rode in on!"
     
  5. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

     
  6. Elizabeth Conley

    Elizabeth Conley Original Member

    I goofed. I intended to type " ...El so richly...".
     
  7. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    Spent 5 minutes on Facebook with no hits. There was a woman with her first name who lived in NYC. She had a different last name and, most important, looked like too classy a person to be a TSA clerk.
     
  8. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Grasping at straws; anything, please G-d anything, to help make us look better. I wonder if this kind of statement will be SOP from this point forward
     
  9. Lisa Simeone

    Lisa Simeone Original Member

    If it is, we'll never know. It's SSI!
     
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  10. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    Mayonnaise is a gel, so it's a good thing they caught this. You never know when a tewwowist will make a Sandwich of Mass Destruction. :eek::p
     
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  11. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

    Isn't that what they already serve on airplanes?

    *rimshot*

    Thanks, you're too kind, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. And try the lobster, it's better than what I'll be eating on the plane back home.
     
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  12. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    If you're connecting from Qantas, please remember to declare your maggots by correctly answering the question about biological samples on your blue or green customs card.
     
  13. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    First water, then cupcakes, now condiments. Are peanuts the next hazard?
     
  14. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Peanuts were already declared. Too many people allergic to them, apparently. That's why you get the crappy pretzels instead.
     
  15. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

    Looks like a dismal future for snacks in general.
     
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  16. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Not if you're driving instead of submitting to the gropes of ineducable idiots. Better selection at the Quik Trip. They're cheaper, too.
     
  17. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    By that standard there's a better selection at any truck stop in the USA.
     
  18. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    Buckey's is my personal favorite. :D
     
  19. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    I swear most of those so-called allergies are either self-induced or kids are "driven" to having them by their helicopter parents.
     
  20. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Exactly. Sad when the Flying J is more attractive than any "frequent flyer" lounge simply because of the lack of blue-gloved gauntlet one must run to get there.
     

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