TSA strip searches lady, handles feeding tube, and steals food at Dallas Love Field

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by RB, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    WARNING! KellyMae is on the loose!

    ... and she has no clue why someone would possibly be angry with her, and, of course, spread all those lies that we passengers love to spread... If she had a clue, she would be in an honorable profession.
  2. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    And she's accusing the passengers of hyperbole and overstatement?

    If she were actually "respectful," she'd have a real job in an honorable profession instead of accepting a paycheck to (at a minimum) train the public not to question idiots in cop costumes.

    (At a maximum, she'd be enjoying the thrill of "authority" and the ability to augment her income by stealing from those passengers she's molesting in the guise of "providing security.")
  3. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    love the euphemisms this idiot uses to lie to herself: "screen the buttock area with the BACK of my hands" just say "feel her butt". That is what you are doing. Or, "back of my hands to screen underneath the chest area" when you clearly mean "touch her breasts". Notice how she avoid mentioning the crotch feel over. Evidently she can't come up with euphemisms for that one.
  4. FliesWay2Much

    FliesWay2Much Original Member

    I guess women must not have "resistance."
  5. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    She's the one who got laughed out of a job as an official blogger because of her often incomprehensible comments, isn't she?

    The fact that she believes a passenger should feel "humbled" because of a comment she made to that passenger pretty much sums up the TSA and its arrogance towards the people they serve.
  6. RB

    RB Founding Member

    Kellymae has once again had her "buttucks" handed to her, and I'm sure only the backs of hands were used, by people responding to her post.

    Didn't she play TSA blogger for a short while? If I remember right her experience to be a TSA screener was prior employment as a waitress. And people wonder why TSA has employee problems. Nothing against people who work in the food service industry but that is not qualification to be a security screener.



  7. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    From my recollection of my younger and dating times, I would have to disagree, but only if the term is understood in its common use and not how TSA mis-uses it.
  8. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    For as "good looking" as she is she's dumber then dog (expletive deleted). It goes to prove good looks alone won't help you get through life. What ever helps her sleep at night but doesn't change the fact she's sold her soul to the devil.

    I pray to god that I never get another sexual assault patdown as I will either end up in jail with a smurf in the ICU then headed to jail or I will make national news for having a smurf frog marched out in handcuffs.
  9. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    The word then was "uptight". :D
  10. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Isn't that what Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill was for?
  11. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    given how I was back then, "discerning" is more accurate... ;)
  12. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Oh dear god that stuff is horrible, it's a good degreaser for cleaning the rig or tools. it's a safe bet intoxicated minors boones farm was involved.

    Tequila in my experience had a better result :D.
  13. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Sugar content's too high for either of those purposes.


    Bit rough for most of my contemporaries at the time.

    Although as stupid as tequila seems to make some people act, maybe a warning label: "WARNING: Overconsumption of tequila may lead you to employment by the TSA."
  14. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Thats what one of our mechanics said so I took his word for it. Dealing with minors drunk on the stuff is bad enough last one required a hours worth of decon.
  15. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Color me unsurprised. Last one I had to deal with had been doing Goldschlager, sangria, and oatmeal cookies. Last I'd heard, they were admitted with BAC .31, and I was the unfortunate with the mop...

    I'm sure you can imagine bright red cinnamon-scented oatmeal with little gold flakes in it... and someone thought carpeting the First Aid station in astroturf was a good idea.

    Given a choice, I'd still do the scutwork full-time over "working" for the TSA.
  16. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    Yummmy .... NOT

    Astroturf in First Aid, sounds like what the Dallas Crygirls did for First Aid station at the old stadium. Well at least till we had nasty CPR, after which was removed and left it at bare concrete.

    I would work at mcdonalds or scrub toilets before I ever taught about TSA. Although considering Healthcare is chronically short of personel I dont think I will have a problem every finding good paying positions.
  17. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    I drove past the Boone's Farm "winery" out in Modesto CA a few years ago. It's still there. This waste of grapes in the middle of beautiful farmlands.
  18. Frank

    Frank Original Member

    Oh, dear God. I'd rather have Mad Dog 20/20.
  19. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    What, no Thunderbird? ;)
  20. Rugape

    Rugape Original Member

    If you would rather have a blush, there is a fine vintage in Wild Irish Rose.

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