TSA to Lindsay Lohan: SPREAD YOUR LEGS, We're Hunting for Contraband [JFK]

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Mike, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Jaunted: Even Lindsay Lohan Has to Spread 'Em for TSA Pat-Downs

    Trouble really does follow Lindsay Lohan everywhere, including the line at airport security.
    According to TMZ, Lindsay was pulled aside at New York-JFK airport yesterday for a "very thorough, very hands-on security pat-down." Lindsay was boarding a plane back to Los Angeles for tonight's Scary Movie 5 premiere when a TSA agent decided to make sure the actress wasn't smuggling anything back with her. We can't say we blame the TSA, since when it comes to LiLo you're always better off being safe than sorry ...
     
  2. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    This apparently is the original article ...

    TMZ: TSA to Lindsay Lohan: SPREAD YOUR LEGS, We're Hunting for Contraband

    Moment of truth for Lindsay Lohan yesterday ... when she was pulled aside at JFK airport for a very thorough, very hands-on security pat-down! LiLo was attempting to fly from NY back to L.A. ... when the TSA decided to make extra double sure the actress wasn't smuggling any drugs ... or bombs ... or stolen jewelry back to the West Coast.
     
  3. Mike

    Mike Founding Member Coach

    Video at the TMZ link, went right up into her crotch. Also, did that pervert pat her on the (expletive deleted) after the backside grope?

    Also note how she was separated from her stuff.
     
  4. I looked but did not notice a love pat to her (expletive deleted) at the end.

    Did she opt out or did that clerk just have a celebrity hard-on? I couldn't tell.

    Also, skeezy celebrity or no, it is absolutely asinine for a government employee to be running her hands up and down the legs and all up into the camel toe of a woman with skinny little toothpicks for legs who is wearing pants so skin-tight they probably had to be painted on. And anybody who recognizes the absurdity of this policy but continues to do it for the paycheck is a person with compromised ethics, morals, and soul.
     
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  5. Fisher1949

    Fisher1949 Original Member Coach

  6. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    Anyone who fails to recognize the absurdity is either too stupid or too detached from reality to be trusted with anything labeled "security."
     
  7. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    looks like she set off the metal detector. bra maybe.

    what's with the full genital contact by the ugly scum that searched her? No call for that. All the way up full touching of the privates. Evil, ugly, scum. UnAmerican, uncalled for, unjustified, and wicked.

    It is a sign of what has happened to this country that the ugly fat clerk in blue is not sent to jail for this. Incredible. worthless matron. incapable of doing anything productive with her life, so she feels genitals of people who are constrained to allow it.
     
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  8. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    I certainly didn't see any hand in the crotch or love pat in that video. However, I'm certain she was "profiled" for a pat down.
     
  9. nachtnebel

    nachtnebel Original Member

    not with the palm, but she slides the edge of her hand right up against the crotch. you cannot do what that jerk clerkette did without making substantial genital contact. Look at it in slo mo full screen, right around 2:00. It is rather obvious. there is no reason at all do this to people. absolutely criminal behavior.
     
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  10. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    Impossible to miss. I nearly threw-up. I don't care who she is.
    Pat at the end of the backside. Then a shoulder pat 'good-bye' from the supervisor when she leaves.

    Mighty clear and unimpeded video the papparazzi was able to take too, while delivering their commentary. Wonder if there were any tips involved.
     
  11. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Maybe I see it but I couldn't swear to it. I thought they were supposed to bring the hand up to where the leg meets the body, you know "resistance", and then swipe the back of the hand across the genital area, doing that back and front. Is that what you all see?
     
  12. N965VJ

    N965VJ Original Member

    The suit (TSM probably) was at the entrance of the checkpoint at the beginning, as if he was expecting her.
     
  13. KrazyKat

    KrazyKat Original Member

    No:
    ^
     
  14. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Which is why I say she was "profiled" and the TSA was looking for things other than WEI.
     
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  15. Caradoc

    Caradoc Original Member

    They weren't looking for WEI. They were looking for drugs.
     
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  16. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    Of course they were.
     
  17. I'm sure Miss Lohan is savvy enough by now to know where to safely stash her stash if she's got any on her.
     

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