TSA trains Newark airport screeners on checkpoint etiquette

Loud, vulgar and basically stupid people who have yet to display a single social grace in their lifetimes are certainly one of their major problems.

 

TSA employees in EWR may not speak well? Shocker!

In other words, try not to sound like you're a guest on the Ricki Lake Show.

 

TSA hasn't learned that you can't make silk purses out of pigs ears.

 

Nor "officers" out of slack-jawed knuckle-dragging GED-carrying lackwits.

 

Or Jerry Springer.
Maybe Springer should do a TSA special, guaranteed to get at least 50,000 viewers.