Women caught smuggling coke in hairdos

Discussion in 'Aviation Passenger Security in the USA' started by Monica47, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Monica47

    Monica47 Original Member

    This explains all the complaints about TSA searching women's hair -

    Two women who flew into New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport caught the eyes of TSA agents, partially because they appeared "extremely nervous" and partially because they had skyscraper-tall hairstyles. TSA gave the women a two-handed once-over, quickly noticing "an unusual bulge beneath [their] hair weaves." After telling agents they were unable to remove their weaves, their plot unraveled at a medical facility, when packages containing drugs were discovered stitched into their faux-dos. Between the two of them, they were carrying more than two kilos of cocaine which, as one Smoking Gun commenter put it, brings new meaning to the word "cokehead." [Source]
  2. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    oh geez zoo pete, I can see the :trash: hitting the rotating oscillator. How much you want to bet they will start "patting down" bald guys heads as well. The ick factor just went to a whole new level.
  3. Doober

    Doober Original Member

    There have already been reports of bald guys having their heads patted down.
  4. TravelnMedic

    TravelnMedic Original Member

    That would draw a YHGTBFKM from me as well as a "hey :trash: for brains...do you realize how retarded you look for patting down bare skin".

    Then again at this point nothing surprises me and I am more and more disgusted by this country every day.
  5. Elizabeth Conley

    Elizabeth Conley Original Member

    These broads are morons, but their coke heads don't endanger the flight.
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  6. spd

    spd Member

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  7. JoeBas

    JoeBas Original Member

    How sad is it, that on reading the thread title, I had to first stop and wonder if they were smuggling cocaine, or highly dangerous liquid coca-cola.?
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  8. CelticWhisper

    CelticWhisper Founding Member

  9. Mike

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  10. DeafBlonde

    DeafBlonde Original Member

    :D Good one!!^Thanks for my chuckle of the day!

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